I am a 24 year old gay man, who plays piano and keyboard, does art, photography, modeling, and occasionally gets sucked into arguing politics and philosophy. I like socialism leading to mutualism but I don't cling to any hope that humanity will become that perfect. I am torn between skepticism and cynicism, as in I like to think myself open minded, but can't help enjoying belittling some beliefs. Nothing is sacred or above criticism in my opinion unless the critic is being hypocritical. I truly love offensive humor, because I view most of it as sarcasm or helping people not to take things too seriously, because the world turns into a very shitty place if you take it seriously.

What you can expect from this blog:
Attractive (but clothed) men (for less clothed attractive men you should go to my porn blog linked below), design, clothing, music, art, philosophy, politics, photography, modeling, sarcasm, humor, fucking language, cats, adorable pictures and gifs of red pandas because they are the most perfect creatures in the world, and a light dusting of various fandoms from starwars and startrek to teenwolf and FMA.

 

jocysaurus:

Well that’s just super. #superman #foreveralone

superfriendzoned

jocysaurus:

Well that’s just super. #superman #foreveralone

superfriendzoned

Anonymous asked
You're a pierciologist aren't you?

Not really, I just have wide and varied interest  most of which I am less informed in than those who are more focused.

Anonymous asked
How do you breast feed with a nipple piercing?

It’s easy, I don’t :P because I don’t have breasts or babies :P

Anonymous asked
how about a prince albert piercing? [laughs maniacally in the background]

That one is iffy, like I’ve mixed reports of it either increasing or decreasing sensitivity. if it’s the former then possibly, but at the same time the initial pain and risk of infection doesn’t sound appealing :P

Anonymous asked
European Dungeon Anal Torture.

Sorry to whoever asked this likely ages ago, I haven’t been on much. nah, I’m more into the bondage control side of bdsm than the torture side.

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

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omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

(Source: awaken-the-sirens)

student: can i borrow a pencil

teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

plumbingthedepths:

Based on EEG scans showing the INTP is oblivious to social appropriateness until the stimulus reaches a certain threshold. Then s/he gets extremely embarrassed all at once.  

By contrast the ENFJ shows a nice linear increase in embarrassment as the stimulus increases.

via Dario Nardi, UCLA 

plumbingthedepths:

Based on EEG scans showing the INTP is oblivious to social appropriateness until the stimulus reaches a certain threshold. Then s/he gets extremely embarrassed all at once.

By contrast the ENFJ shows a nice linear increase in embarrassment as the stimulus increases.

via Dario Nardi, UCLA 

the-siren-and-the-sea-witch:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

So this is not a thing. Stahp